MEETING ETIQUETTE 101: A Guide for the Utterly Lost

Dear fellow meeting attendees, we're glad you asked for this guide. Because let's face it, meetings can be a real treat. Here's a brief rundown of the rules:

1. Arrive on time. Or, you know, not. We're not judging you.

2. Turn off your phone. Or, you know, don't. We'll just assume you're playing a game.

3. Speak only when spoken to. Unless you're the boss. Then speak as much as you want. We're all just here for your wisdom.

4. Take notes. Or, you know, don't. We'll just Google it later.

5. Don't eat the donuts. They're not that good, trust us.

For more information on meeting best practices, visit our Meeting Hacks page or our Advanced Meeting Etiquette page. Or just wing it. We won't judge. Much.

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